WESTERNS ROOM 101

Two in the first week in China, short people with umbrellas, "not the eyes, not the eyes", and public toilets in this part of China. I wont go into detail - some of you have heard me rabbit on about the design of these before, lets just say they are far more communal than I would like, and despite the fact that you pay to use them, they are often filthy - nuff said. I am fantasising about Armitage Shanks, a locked door and Observer Sports Monthly.