



Well, I am not sure how you are all going to cope with the imminent closure of this travel blog - due to the overwhelming response we have had, we know that for some of you it will be leaving a gaping hole, but as they say, all average things must come to an end.
This has been our third trip of about a year, and its truly worrying how little we've learnt! This one has been different in a number of ways. Firstly, our budget has been a tad more generous, so we have bought ourselves out of the poor quality rooms, overnight buses, and traveller food of the previous two. Secondly and we have really felt it this time, was the age gap between ourselves and most other backpackers....so aptly summed up by one offensive young South African female who over lunch said, 'aaaarrrrm so prrraaaaaaaarrrrd', 'eh?' 'aaaaarrrrrrm so prrrrraaaaaaarrrrrd of you gaaarrrrs' 'eh?'...' 'aaaaarrrrrrm so prrrrraaaaaaarrrrrd of you gaaarrrrs at your age'. Third reason has been the vast improvement in connection qualities of phone and internet back to the UK. When we first travelled in 94-95, we gave friends and family an itinerary so they would write to us - about half a dozen stops during the year which saw us eagerly visit the 'poste restante' section of those chosen post office places to pick up a parcel or letter that would already be a month or two out of date. Regular calls back home on this trip and online sites have meant that we have never felt far away from home most of the time. La Petite Generale would like me to put in a paragrah about decreasing patience and tolerance levels that maybe come with age, but I would counter that by saying 'is it really too much to expect someone in a kitchen to know how to boil or fry an egg'? This had led to the aforementioned Generale's new stock phrase 'put Victor back in the box'.
Before we finish, we shall supply you with a selection of Top 5's, these will not be in order, and before you read them, we need to point out that on this trip and indeed on previous ones, visits from family and friends or visits to friends are at the top of the pile, and will therefore not be included in these lists.
So, big thanks then to Ell's sister Maria for arranging an outstanding fortnight in Langkawi where we brushed shoulders with Russian oligarchs and Gulf state oil tycoons - are you reading this Maria?!). Thanks to Sam & Andy in KL, Floundacious Matt Samuel and Molly for being such wonderful hosts and plying us with quality lamb and red wine in Singapore, Chitchat for everything and more (except the reflexology) also in Singapore, Tessa and Len for being so refreshingly English, Karan Adam and Mia for getting us out of a hole in HK, and Dave and Steve from legendary 80s boy band Mind the Gap whose efforts in getting to see us in Cambodia were really really appreciated. You have all been immense, and we love you for it dearly, you are all going into our travel Hall of Fame.
5 EXTRAORDINARY PLACES
JORKHANG TEMPLE, LHASA
Despite whats going on with the continued subsidized migration plan of Han chinese to Tibet by Beijing, this temple is 100% Tibetan, INTENSE.
TUOL SLENG SCHOOL/PRISON, PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA
School adapted to torture centre, all hideously photographed with pride by the Khmer Rouge, too chilling to describe
VANG VIENG, LAOS
Where the South East Asia on a G-String travellers/Trustafarians descend to get away from the pressures of being a student. Hedonistic capital of otherwise sleepy Laos, Western & La Petite Generale 25 years too old for this place...'if this is what you want, why dont you just go to Tenerife?'
BURIGANGA PIER, DHAKA, BANGLADESH
A city on a jetty, heaving mass of people boarding all types of river craft.
PANMUNJEOM, SOUTH KOREA
Where border guards from North & South, stare at each other with genuine fear. Coming from Chepstow, I could relate closely to this.
5 MAGIC MOMENTS
Unveiling the commissioned painting by Ahmed Hussein in Dhaka
Standing on top of the Thorung La pass in Nepal
Having a hot shower after the trek to dusty/dirty Upper Mustang, Nepal
The elderly women in the Chiefs house in Northern Laos, pinching and squeezing Ell
Just the 2 of us watching the Buddhist drummers of Haeinsa temple, South Korea
5 CITIES THAT DID IT FOR US THIS TRIP
Hanoi , Vietnam - opera, beer at 10p/pint, early morning communal exercises, stunning food...
Dhaka, very few of the above qualites, but an outstanding travel adventure
Lhasa, (Tibetan quarter) just another world, with a completely different set of beliefs
Singapore, often visited before, when you need a place that just WORKS
Kathmandu, is there a city in the world where the everyday and religeon are so connected, dont say Jerusalem?
5 GREAT MEALS
Spider crabs in Busan- the worlds largest fish market, South Korea
Roast goose pancakes in HK - move over duck, your days are numbered
'Chicken' fish in KL ( thanks Andy & Sam)
Lunch with the 'Easy Riders' in Vietnam, do they know how to crackle pork
Phu Quoc night market, Vietnam, spring rolls, squid, prawns & tamarind
5 OUTRAGEOUS LANDSCAPES
Upper Mustang/Nepal - wind erosion at its most dynamic, coupled with ancient Bon/Buddhist monasteries.
Gokyo Valley/Nepal - too epic for words
Halong Bay & Ninh Binh/Vietnam - Limestone karst scenery
Dhaka to Kulna, Bangladesh - on the Rocket paddle steamer, this country lives on the river
300m sand dunes of the Gobi desert, Outer Mongolia, how & why here?
This has been our third trip of about a year, and its truly worrying how little we've learnt! This one has been different in a number of ways. Firstly, our budget has been a tad more generous, so we have bought ourselves out of the poor quality rooms, overnight buses, and traveller food of the previous two. Secondly and we have really felt it this time, was the age gap between ourselves and most other backpackers....so aptly summed up by one offensive young South African female who over lunch said, 'aaaarrrrm so prrraaaaaaaarrrrd', 'eh?' 'aaaaarrrrrrm so prrrrraaaaaaarrrrrd of you gaaarrrrs' 'eh?'...' 'aaaaarrrrrrm so prrrrraaaaaaarrrrrd of you gaaarrrrs at your age'. Third reason has been the vast improvement in connection qualities of phone and internet back to the UK. When we first travelled in 94-95, we gave friends and family an itinerary so they would write to us - about half a dozen stops during the year which saw us eagerly visit the 'poste restante' section of those chosen post office places to pick up a parcel or letter that would already be a month or two out of date. Regular calls back home on this trip and online sites have meant that we have never felt far away from home most of the time. La Petite Generale would like me to put in a paragrah about decreasing patience and tolerance levels that maybe come with age, but I would counter that by saying 'is it really too much to expect someone in a kitchen to know how to boil or fry an egg'? This had led to the aforementioned Generale's new stock phrase 'put Victor back in the box'.
Before we finish, we shall supply you with a selection of Top 5's, these will not be in order, and before you read them, we need to point out that on this trip and indeed on previous ones, visits from family and friends or visits to friends are at the top of the pile, and will therefore not be included in these lists.
So, big thanks then to Ell's sister Maria for arranging an outstanding fortnight in Langkawi where we brushed shoulders with Russian oligarchs and Gulf state oil tycoons - are you reading this Maria?!). Thanks to Sam & Andy in KL, Floundacious Matt Samuel and Molly for being such wonderful hosts and plying us with quality lamb and red wine in Singapore, Chitchat for everything and more (except the reflexology) also in Singapore, Tessa and Len for being so refreshingly English, Karan Adam and Mia for getting us out of a hole in HK, and Dave and Steve from legendary 80s boy band Mind the Gap whose efforts in getting to see us in Cambodia were really really appreciated. You have all been immense, and we love you for it dearly, you are all going into our travel Hall of Fame.
5 EXTRAORDINARY PLACES
JORKHANG TEMPLE, LHASA
Despite whats going on with the continued subsidized migration plan of Han chinese to Tibet by Beijing, this temple is 100% Tibetan, INTENSE.
TUOL SLENG SCHOOL/PRISON, PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA
School adapted to torture centre, all hideously photographed with pride by the Khmer Rouge, too chilling to describe
VANG VIENG, LAOS
Where the South East Asia on a G-String travellers/Trustafarians descend to get away from the pressures of being a student. Hedonistic capital of otherwise sleepy Laos, Western & La Petite Generale 25 years too old for this place...'if this is what you want, why dont you just go to Tenerife?'
BURIGANGA PIER, DHAKA, BANGLADESH
A city on a jetty, heaving mass of people boarding all types of river craft.
PANMUNJEOM, SOUTH KOREA
Where border guards from North & South, stare at each other with genuine fear. Coming from Chepstow, I could relate closely to this.
5 MAGIC MOMENTS
Unveiling the commissioned painting by Ahmed Hussein in Dhaka
Standing on top of the Thorung La pass in Nepal
Having a hot shower after the trek to dusty/dirty Upper Mustang, Nepal
The elderly women in the Chiefs house in Northern Laos, pinching and squeezing Ell
Just the 2 of us watching the Buddhist drummers of Haeinsa temple, South Korea
5 CITIES THAT DID IT FOR US THIS TRIP
Hanoi , Vietnam - opera, beer at 10p/pint, early morning communal exercises, stunning food...
Dhaka, very few of the above qualites, but an outstanding travel adventure
Lhasa, (Tibetan quarter) just another world, with a completely different set of beliefs
Singapore, often visited before, when you need a place that just WORKS
Kathmandu, is there a city in the world where the everyday and religeon are so connected, dont say Jerusalem?
5 GREAT MEALS
Spider crabs in Busan- the worlds largest fish market, South Korea
Roast goose pancakes in HK - move over duck, your days are numbered
'Chicken' fish in KL ( thanks Andy & Sam)
Lunch with the 'Easy Riders' in Vietnam, do they know how to crackle pork
Phu Quoc night market, Vietnam, spring rolls, squid, prawns & tamarind
5 OUTRAGEOUS LANDSCAPES
Upper Mustang/Nepal - wind erosion at its most dynamic, coupled with ancient Bon/Buddhist monasteries.
Gokyo Valley/Nepal - too epic for words
Halong Bay & Ninh Binh/Vietnam - Limestone karst scenery
Dhaka to Kulna, Bangladesh - on the Rocket paddle steamer, this country lives on the river
300m sand dunes of the Gobi desert, Outer Mongolia, how & why here?
5 THINGS WE WONT BE DOING AGAIN
Travel in peak season China
River raft in Nepal, Oct-Nov...chuffing fresh, especially if the whole raft capsizes
Eat dog
Drink fresh yak blood
Believe anything that comes out of the Xinhua Govt News Agency Beijing - (Xinhua is I think Mandarin for horseshit)
5 WORST SLEEPS
Ell being eaten alive by bed bugs in Vientienne, Laos
Being cornered by dogs in a hill tribe village after sneaking out for a midnight pee, Laos
Staying in a room with an attached bathroom that smelt like an Indian bus station toilet - Nepal
Treating ourselves to an a/c room in St Martins, Bangladesh as it was so hot, only to find out that every night, they turn the electric off at 10pm.
Being stuck in a Vietnamese village with French business students who wanted to party - grim.
5 OUTSTANDING TEMPLES
The temple complex of Angkor, Cambodia
Jorkhang temple, Lhasa, Tibet
Tashilhumpo Monastery, Shigatse, Tibet
Haeinsa temple, South Korea
Wat Xieng Thing, Luang Prabang, Laos
5 TRIPS
The Rocket, Dhaka to Khulna, Bangladesh, 24 hours feeling like the Raj on an old paddle steamer
Lhasa to Lanzhou - 30 hours complete with great company courtesy of Jo & Mathilda
Any train in South Korea, more leg room than a stretch limo
Srimangal to Chittagong, Bangladesh, 8-10 hours of train snacking
Train up to the Mongolian capital of Ulan Bataar from Chinese border, filled to the rafters with black market goods.
5 THINGS WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO
safe tap water
'proper' cup of tea
knowing where everything is most of the time
knowing where everything is most of the time
not speaking pigeon english
sleeping in the same bed night after night
5 THINGS WE ARE NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO
Deadlines
Aggression levels
'News'
Expense
Job hunting
The enduring memories of this trip, will be the based around the hospitality and warmth greeted out by the people of all the countries we visited. From the Bangladeshis "what are you doing here?", to the extreme extreme politeness of the South Koreans, its been as ever truly refreshing and we return feeling like the world is once again a much better place than it feels when you're home surrounded by tidal waves of depressing news and negativity.....oh, thats just me feeling like that then is it, ooops!
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